calmest tits in the west
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"can i have some of your fries?"


i’m hyped bc i just got the contacts i ordered online and they sent a free gift pair and they’re actually similar style/something i’d wear not just random overstock heck yeah

  • Cashier: *dies at register*
  • Customer: are you open





listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

Kirby is the only person who hasn’t let me down
Best Buy employee as I was buying Kirby Triple Deluxe (via coughmanic) ←


bunnies and cats because bunnies and cats