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resurgance:

IM FUKING SCREAMING OMG

deersjaw:

Drink milk every day to prepare for the skeleton war

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

Anonymous asked: I want to die

blendedofficial:

Great question!

BLENDED stars Funnyman Adam Sandler and America’s Sweetheart Drew Barrymore! It hits theaters nationwide May 23!

vinebox:

vinebox:

Y’all on tumblr being broke while I count my bread

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cataradical:

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay